Dubious Notions

Lynndie England is truly the Rodney Dangerfield of the U.S. military. She couldn't even get a military court to accept her guilty verdict. Its conclusion was that she didn't know what she was doing. I don't know what's more humiliating, her infamous photo ops or her court-adjudicated incompetence.

Either way, I hope she exhibits a higher level of competence when she commissions the ghost writer for her inevitable book. If I may suggest a title: I've got you under my shin, a love story.