Dubious Notions

David Lawrence Beale thought he'd take some work home with him. Ordinarily, that wouldn't be a problem but unfortunately, Beale is a morgue assistant. 150 pounds of human remains including two heads found near his home was considered more than the standard take-home allotment. He was apparently honing his dissection skills. Why he needed dissection skills is unclear. He will be spending the next two years of his life in prison. Hopefully he'll take up a new pastime.

Although the UC Davis Medical Center isn't too happy with his job performance, I understand that Wendy's has expressed interest in hiring him after his release.