Sunday, April 03, 2005
A Proud Endorsement of the Weekly World News
This article is typical of the high journalistic standards I've come to know and trust. It seems that a Brandy Sue Schimmel is suing her parents because she's so...repulsive-looking. Her theory is that since her parents are themselves "ugly as sin", they had a legal duty to not procreate.
Brandy doesn't intend to stop there. "After I win this case, I'll sue my parents again -- this time because I'm stupid." They must be very proud of her social activism.
Please do me a favor and fight the urge to question this story's veracity. With apologies to Plato, sometimes the unquestioned life has its pleasures.